{"product_id":"novel-dungeon-crawler-carl-a-parade-of-horrible","title":"Novel: Dungeon Crawler Carl - A Parade of Horrible","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eAN INSTANT #1\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eNEW YORK TIMES\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBESTSELLER • It’s off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series—featuring bonus material exclusive to this print edition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they’re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e normal, a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e simple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it “a coming-out party for the ages.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eEverything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCarl hates that it’s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo Carl is planning a party of his own. It’s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can’t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it’s not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they’ve ever been.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PHD","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53958627950805,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0438\/8323\/3443\/files\/2_9391a01d-8c71-4905-9c08-546e44f51b3a.jpg?v=1780087468","url":"https:\/\/gclegion.com\/products\/novel-dungeon-crawler-carl-a-parade-of-horrible","provider":"Gamers-Corps","version":"1.0","type":"link"}